Doing the Humpty Hump Dance

I was going to wait until everything was in place and what not before I opened my yap buuuuuuuut we all know how good I am at doing that so I figured I'd just spill it out now.

I, as of this afternoon, am the official Resident Blogger & Social Media Coordinator at Ohhh Canada!!!

YES I absolutely made sure to capitalize those words because it looks official and makes me look bad ass. What else makes me bad ass is that if any of you know what Ohhh Canada is exactly you would entirely understand why I'm super excited about this position (pun intended bitches).

You'll also notice the 18+ link at the top of the blog. Yup, that would be where I do all the adult eyes only reviews for products so if you are easily offended by the fact that I am not so shy and that anything sexual doesn't embarrass the hell out of me like it does a bunch of you then I would advise you NOT to be going over there. Right now it's safe, but every day it's going to get a little hotter over there for sure.

So don't be shy, if you are lookin for a little somethin' somethin' by all means let me know. If *I* can't hook you up with someone, then well...no one can! LOL